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Oct 10, 2011 4:36:22 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 10, 2011 4:36:22 GMT
I...I'm not "obsessed" with you...I just like to help you with your problems...but yes I've been on your homepage...why would you say I'm obsessed?
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Oct 10, 2011 12:01:18 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 10, 2011 12:01:18 GMT
You come here when you could have texted, you introduce me to your boyfriend with the obvious intention of attempting to make me show jealousy, you take every opportunity to work with me in the morgue, you make numerous advances toward me, and your blog is practically all about me--"There's this man and I love him. At least, I think I do. I can't stop thinking about him. He's so intelligent it's like he's burning." For starters.
Aren't you going to drink that?
*looks at her tea*
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Oct 10, 2011 15:55:39 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 10, 2011 15:55:39 GMT
*looks at the tea* fine I'll drink it *drinks the whole cup* (in an angry voice) you know what? You're very rude. I'm not obsessed with you. I work with you because I'm tryin to be nice to you since nobody else is. How do you wanna know that the blog is about you? You're not the ONLY intelligent person I know...maybe I was talking about Jim...how do you wanna know? You think you're the most important person in the world, but you aren't! *takes a deep breath* I'm sorry...that wasn't nice...I didn't mean to yell at you...
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Oct 10, 2011 17:12:35 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 10, 2011 17:12:35 GMT
*raises eyebrow*
Partially I know you were referring to me because in a later post you actually used my name and then panicked about it. As for your boyfriend Jim, he's not who he appears to be. And I was... *pauses* wrong about him being gay. He's not. In fact, he makes a most worthy adversary. A man after my own heart. Probably almost as clever as I am. And just as heartless.
*catches Molly's look*
I feel like I probably ought to apologize for something.
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Oct 10, 2011 17:41:33 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 10, 2011 17:41:33 GMT
*tries to fake a laugh* haha yeah that was a typo. I...I didn't...oh well, yeah I did like you, but now I like Jim. Thank you for finally realizing that he's not gay. I knew you just waned to bug me. *has a winning smile on the face*
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Oct 10, 2011 17:50:26 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 10, 2011 17:50:26 GMT
*awkward silence*
I wasn't trying to "bug" her. I was trying to be helpful.
I realized he wasn't gay about the time he had a suicide vest strapped to John. In fact, he told me as much. Turns out he was just pretending. A straight man pretending to be a gay man pretending to be straight. Definitely a first in my book. He's a fascinating psychological study, if nothing else.
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Oct 10, 2011 17:57:09 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 10, 2011 17:57:09 GMT
(thinks) I don't understand what he's talking about. Haha you're funny and you have so much fantasy. Why would you come up with this weird idea of Jim being a criminal?
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Oct 10, 2011 18:08:58 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 10, 2011 18:08:58 GMT
Never mind the honest approach, then.
When said like that, it sounds like I need a therapist.
...another one. That wretched child psychiatrist knew nothing. Fortunately I got out of seeing her because I pointed out she was cheating on her husband...
*slightly smiles at the memory*
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Oct 10, 2011 18:16:35 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 10, 2011 18:16:35 GMT
I didn't mean it that way. You don't need a therapist. I just find it funny how you try to make him look bad... (thinks) Maybe he likes me and just wants me to get rid of Jim. *cuckles*
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Oct 10, 2011 18:37:03 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 10, 2011 18:37:03 GMT
I can see this is getting me nowhere.
I find it endearing how utterly loyal you are, no matter how misguided that loyalty is. When was the last time you spoke to him? When was the last time he texted you? The last time he wrote on your Facebook wall or sent you roses?
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Oct 10, 2011 18:46:08 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 10, 2011 18:46:08 GMT
*panics* The last...uh...time? I...I don't know why you would like to know that...He's just...uh...just busy. Yeah he's just busy. (thinks) Yes, I'm sure he's just busy. Why are you so fixated on him? I thought you didn't like him.
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Oct 10, 2011 19:06:33 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 10, 2011 19:06:33 GMT
I like to know where my enemies are at all times.
*smiles the ironic smile*
(quietly, a few moments later) Bored.
*puts a handful of small and metal ojects in the oven and turns it on to maximum before plopping on the chair by the fireplace*
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Oct 10, 2011 19:14:56 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 10, 2011 19:14:56 GMT
*stares at the oven* What did you just do?
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Oct 10, 2011 19:20:44 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 10, 2011 19:20:44 GMT
*shrugs*I put something in the oven. (text to John)May shortly have emergency in 221B requiring a doctor. SH *picks up the violin and begins playing erratically*
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Oct 10, 2011 19:31:43 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 10, 2011 19:31:43 GMT
*gets up, walks around the room, looks at the things on the shelves and on the ground, then suddenly turns around* Do I bore you? I can go if you want me to...
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