Sherlock Holmes
Consulting Detective
The world's only consulting detective
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Oct 8, 2011 20:08:28 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 8, 2011 20:08:28 GMT
*stares at the ceiling.*
(thinking) Nothing to do. There's nothing interesting on telly, John's not in, and Mrs. Hudson is out doing the shopping. I wonder if she'd notice if I broke in? Better not. Phone's over there. Don't want to get up to get it. On the other hand...
*shouting out the window*
"BORED! Oh, don't look at me like that, you're used to it! It's the only state of mind you lot can experience! Actually, no, you're not capable of the mental stimulation required to call the absence of such boredom!"
*slams window shut again and goes to the couch, flopping onto it and covering face with pillow*
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Oct 8, 2011 21:28:21 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 8, 2011 21:28:21 GMT
*walks down the street, hears Sherlock yell and looks at window* *thinks* should I ring the doorbell or not...I don't want him to be mad at me for visiting him. *pulls herself together, rings the doorbell*
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Sherlock Holmes
Consulting Detective
The world's only consulting detective
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Oct 8, 2011 21:52:20 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 8, 2011 21:52:20 GMT
*groans at the insistent doorbell, gets up, and, still in pajamas and dressing gown, answers the door with much sarcasm*
Oh, it's you. Hello. Did you need something? Or are you just here to brighten my day?
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Oct 8, 2011 21:58:29 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 8, 2011 21:58:29 GMT
Uh hi, I just wanted to tell you what I found out about this acid you uh brought me. I...I'm not sure, but I think...I u think it's a Nitrous acid. *looks at Sherlock, smells the air and asks quietly* Why does it smell like smoke?
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Sherlock Holmes
Consulting Detective
The world's only consulting detective
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Oct 9, 2011 1:08:11 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 9, 2011 1:08:11 GMT
*looks at Molly with the exasperation of a substitute teacher*
I put Anderson's police radio in the microwave. As for the acid, you could have just texted. Was there anything else you want or can I go back to moping? And did you know your boyfriend is a master criminal?
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Oct 9, 2011 8:13:23 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 9, 2011 8:13:23 GMT
I...uh...I was close to your house and...I...I thought that it would be nicer if I would tell you in person. *takes a deep breath* And I don't know what you're talking about. I just came here to help you. And if you're talking about Jim...He.Is.Not.A.Criminal! Why do you have to spoil everything? He's not a criminal! Why can't you just leave him alone? *looks at Sherlock in anger*
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Sherlock Holmes
Consulting Detective
The world's only consulting detective
Posts: 1,230
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Oct 9, 2011 13:10:37 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 9, 2011 13:10:37 GMT
If you choose who you date with such ignorance, Molly, I fear for any children you may or may never have.
(thinking) Please, Mrs. Hudson, get back from the shopping so she'll leave. I may as well pretend to be nice--no one else agrees to do my research so easily.
Uh...won't you come in and have a cup of tea?
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Oct 9, 2011 13:42:13 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 9, 2011 13:42:13 GMT
*is a bit confused and looks at Sherlock, turns around and looks if someone is behind her* You mean if I would like to have a cup of tea with you? (thinks)Why is he so nice to me? I don't understand. Should I stay or should I go? Of course! I'd love to drink a cup of tea with you.
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Sherlock Holmes
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The world's only consulting detective
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Oct 9, 2011 14:55:14 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 9, 2011 14:55:14 GMT
*makes a cup of tea for Molly*
There's sugar in the kitchen. Use the sugar dish on the right--the one on the left has those toes you acquired for me, drying out in salt.
*leaves the room to get dressed*
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Oct 9, 2011 15:51:09 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 9, 2011 15:51:09 GMT
Thank you. I...I won't use the salt *goes into the kitchen sugar in her tea* Fingers in salt. Well I knew he's an odd one, but I also knew he could be nice I knew it.*goes to the fridge to get some milk and sees a head in it* *yells* YOU KNOW THERE'S A HEAD IN YOUR FRIDGE RIGHT?
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Sherlock Holmes
Consulting Detective
The world's only consulting detective
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Oct 9, 2011 16:16:13 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 9, 2011 16:16:13 GMT
*browsing the Internet while speaking*Of course I know there's a head in the fridge. I put it there. Not exactly the sort of thing John would do, is it? I'd be surprised if it weren't there. *texts to John*Molly in Baker Street. Mrs. Hudson out shopping. Bored. Cut holiday short and return home. SH
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Oct 9, 2011 16:26:01 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 9, 2011 16:26:01 GMT
I'm sorry...I didn't want to be rude. *looks down on the tea* Where is your friend? The guy who's always in the lab with you? *smiles at Sherlock*
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Sherlock Holmes
Consulting Detective
The world's only consulting detective
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Oct 9, 2011 16:42:58 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 9, 2011 16:42:58 GMT
On holiday with Sarah. He didn't tell me where--not sure why. It wasn't rude, it was a natural reaction, by the way. Not everyday you look for milk and find a head. Well, it is for me.
*not sure what to say next, he falls silent and continues his Internet research about the likelihood of exploding corpses after chemical baths*
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Oct 9, 2011 17:51:51 GMT
Post by Molly Hooper on Oct 9, 2011 17:51:51 GMT
*tries to find a topic to keep up a conversation* What do you do at the computer? *drinks from the cup of tea*
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Sherlock Holmes
Consulting Detective
The world's only consulting detective
Posts: 1,230
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Oct 9, 2011 21:24:12 GMT
Post by Sherlock Holmes on Oct 9, 2011 21:24:12 GMT
Research, mostly. I maintain my website. Sometimes I perform sociological experiments on other people's blogs. Usually I just read the latest forensic studies. I'm assuming you have read my website, seeing as how you're practically obsessed with me?
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