Sherlock Holmes
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 1, 2011 3:49:01 GMT
I think there may be some fumes in my flat I failed to expect after my last experiment.
The wallpaper is dancing.
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Irene Adler
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 1, 2011 15:27:11 GMT
Nah, it just does that.
Try not to breathe too much.
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*pauses*
Oh, fine then. Be nice, Irene.
Oh, and open a window.
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Sherlock Holmes
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 1, 2011 18:06:24 GMT
Obviously.
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Irene Adler
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 1, 2011 18:55:09 GMT
If you're going to be all patronizing, why text me in the first place, Sherlock?
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 1, 2011 19:03:43 GMT
Because I'm bored.
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Irene Adler
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 1, 2011 19:31:19 GMT
You're always bored. You're always in a constant state of bored.
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 1, 2011 19:39:07 GMT
Not when there's something interesting happening.
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Irene Adler
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 1, 2011 19:53:04 GMT
Which is not often. If you need something to do, try an experiment that isn't life threatening.
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 1, 2011 21:04:39 GMT
John has promised to take immediate action if he comes across body parts again. Perhaps psychological experiments are in order.
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Irene Adler
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 2, 2011 12:50:11 GMT
John's not home. What are you going to do 'till he comes back?
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 2, 2011 13:04:59 GMT
Cast biologically accurate ballistics gel heads in the sink.
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 2, 2011 13:20:56 GMT
Biologically accurate; yes. Believably lifelike; no.
Be innovative. If you're going to do a psychological experiment, make sure the impression of there being body parts in your house last more than the length it'll take John to figure out it's ballistics gel. He needs to believe it for the experiment's result to be accurate.
Just saying. x
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 2, 2011 13:27:05 GMT
It has eyeballs, a brain, and a skull. Once it's cured, I intend to put it in his closet.
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 2, 2011 13:29:33 GMT
Nice.
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 2, 2011 14:06:09 GMT
It was either that or the pantry next to the pickled onions.
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