Irene Adler
Rival of Sherlock Holmes
The Woman
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 1, 2011 19:10:33 GMT
Um... *turns to Schwolow, not knowing*
*Schwolow glares, pointing*
"Hurry up and get the hell out of my house."
Honey, be nice to the poor man.
*Schwolow murder glare. Literally*
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Sherlock Holmes
Consulting Detective
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 1, 2011 19:17:20 GMT
Oh, so you are married. 'S a shame, was hoping to...y'avent told me where's the loo. I still gotta pith like a horth.
*giving Schwolow looks that he might be contemplating something naughty, which, of course, he's not.*
If I didn't know he happened to be a serial killer, I'd question why he hasn't pointed out that I seem to be covered in blood.
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Irene Adler
Rival of Sherlock Holmes
The Woman
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 2, 2011 13:14:12 GMT
I'm sure my husband wouldn't mind borrowing you some clothes as well.
*gestures* The bathroom's down there. Shall I...?
*looks at Schwolow for permission. He clenches his fists, glares at them and, not wanting to throw this man out of his house as it would attract attention, he nods*
"Make it quick."
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Sherlock Holmes
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 2, 2011 13:34:32 GMT
Yurra gendleman.
*follows Irene, staggering.*
*whispers once they're out of earshot*
Recommendations?
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Irene Adler
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The Woman
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 2, 2011 13:42:50 GMT
*whispers back*
Hidden gun in bedside table. Window in bedroom is sufficiently sized. Plan?
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Sherlock Holmes
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 2, 2011 14:15:46 GMT
*laughs drunkenly*
*whispers*
Plan. Yes. We have the choice of escaping possibly unscathed, possibly severely injured, or finding a way to arrest him. So far, the latter sounds far more appealing.
*more loudly*
'S where you keep your clothes?
*whispers*
I'm surprised he's not following you to make sure you don't run for it. Massive oversight on his--
*shakes head slightly*
Obvious. Surveillance system.
*loudly, to Schwolow*
'S a nice clock ya got here! 'S pretty. 'Minds me of Mary.
*whispers*
I'm going to have to put on my full charm.
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Irene Adler
Rival of Sherlock Holmes
The Woman
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 2, 2011 14:22:18 GMT
*smiles slightly and nods, whispering quickly*
Latter, definitely. Just tell me what to do. I don't want to mess up.
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Sherlock Holmes
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 2, 2011 14:44:42 GMT
*whispers*
I'm going to attempt to offer myself for an apprenticeship. It could lead to some interesting conversation. First I have to impress him. Raise concerns about the blood I appear to be covered in. And react suitably to my answers.
*louder, normal volume*
Y' got some nice threads 'ere. Hoo! 'S this Dolce?
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Irene Adler
Rival of Sherlock Holmes
The Woman
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 2, 2011 14:53:49 GMT
*Irene walks behind him, keeping quiet. Schwolow continues glaring*
"You're done here. Get out."
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Sherlock Holmes
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 2, 2011 14:58:01 GMT
Butcha said I could 'ave some clothes! Gettin' these stains out is gonna be murder!
*laughs as if at a private joke*
Aw, come on, give a bloke a break. 'S not like I've done annythin' to 'urt you. I could never hurtcha. Not that perty face. Or your lady's.
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Irene Adler
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The Woman
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 2, 2011 15:16:49 GMT
*Schwolow nods to Irene*
"Get him some clothes and make it fast. I want him out."
*Irene hurries, not wanting to leave Sherlock on his own*
Here. *pushes them into Sherlock's arm* Take off that - Oh, my God, is that blood?
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Sherlock Holmes
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 2, 2011 15:22:50 GMT
Whaja think it was, jam? Course it's blood. Toldja, Mary left and I didn't want 'er to.
*looks at Schwolow, doing his slightly-too-much eye contact thing*
Did I innerupt something? You was gettin' frisky?
*wrinkles nose as if enjoying the prospect*
You're not gonna lemme watch, are ya?
*before getting permission, he changes his shirt in front of them, dropping the bloody t-shirt on the floor*
I was gonna use your phone, too, member? Gotta get me a cab.
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Irene Adler
Rival of Sherlock Holmes
The Woman
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 2, 2011 15:36:02 GMT
*acts accordingly and shakily picks up Sherlock's bloody shirt, pointing to the phone*
I-It's over there...
Schwolow already underestimates me because I'm a woman, act frightened, might throw him off more. Besides, I'm sure this Sherlock would appreciate it.
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Sherlock Holmes
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Nov 2, 2011 15:58:25 GMT
*picks up phone, stands between Schwolow and dial so they can't see him call Scotland Yard*
Yeah, is this Dimmock's Taxi Service? I needa cab at...uh...
*shouts back*
Whass thaddress?
*Schwolow growls "3 Galaisher street." He cannot see that Sherlock is tapping the phone in Morse code: ··· ···· repeatedly*
Three Galaisher street. Apparently. Yeah, I'm 'a need a jam sambo. Anna cab.
*hangs up*
Now we gotta wait. Whaddar we gonna talk 'bout?
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Irene Adler
Rival of Sherlock Holmes
The Woman
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Post by Irene Adler on Nov 2, 2011 16:17:27 GMT
You could explain why you've got blood on your shirt? Just a suggestion...
*glares at Sherlock as if he's the bad guy*
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